HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE
I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!



Okay, like a few weeks maybe a month or two ago, on House MD, House started acting funny and was having hallucinations and all that jazz.
I thought, "Hey, maybe he's got schizophrenia!" But it was just a guess because in my health class we had just finished watching a movie about schizophrenia and talking about it.
And then as the show progressed, House started to show more and MORE symptoms of schizophrenia, and I was all like, "Holy crap, maybe he DOES have schizophrenia!"
At first I was sad because he'd be in the loony bin, but then I was happy because then I would be right and it would be a moment and it would be like I was like House for a second, so I was happy.
But then in the second last episode, House "figured out" that it the vicodin causing the hallucinations, not schizophrenia. I was disappointed that I wasn't right, but he wasn't crazy. I was happy again but then confused because then WHERE WAS THE SHOW GOING TO DO FOR THE FREAKING SEASON FINALE???
Then he had sex with Cuddy, and I was happy AND COMPLETELY GROSSED OUT! Sorry, I love them together, I just think they should keep the PDA on the DL, or just not do it on screen AT ALL. Their "make-out sessions" make me wanna barf, it's like they're trying to eat each other or something!
But thennnnnnn..................
On tonight's episode................
He figures out it was ALL ONE BIG hallucination! The sex with Cuddy- but it's not like we didn't all figure it out before hand---hallucination, the lipstik he kept twirling around and getting all giddy about that was supposedly Cuddy's---- a hallucination, it was REALLY his vicodin that he continued to pop without him realizing it!
Him getting all sobered up with Cuddy's help, telling her about the hallucinations and admitting their feelings for each other----- ALL ONE BIG HALLUCINATION!!


So he DOES have schizophrenia, I was RIGHT, and he went straight to the psychiatric hospital at the end of the episode!

HAHAHAHAHHA

But I'm still sad because he's crazy and how will they let him be a doctor when he's a patient at a psychiatric hospital!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!